R U DUMB SIR

So my teacher tells me off and almost calls home because I swore once. Even though he lets the boy next to me swear 10 times a lesson.

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! 

Top Tip No.2

Arctic monkeys are a really good band to walk to. Don't ask questions just do it

Top Tip

When trying to escape upstairs with out anyone else noticing, always step on the edges of the stairs and never in the middle as that is where it is most creaky.
hope that helped all you unsocialables like me :)

Maya xx

R U DUMB FAM

Actually fucking hate how two-faced my family can be.
They always go on about how I'm weird because I don't have any friends that are boys(even though I do) but as soon and they see me texting a boy or talking about a boy they automatically assume he's my boyfriend

THIS IS WHY I DONT FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT BOYS OH MY GOD R U DUMB FAM

Me thinking I know shit about fashion

Okay so this could be because a couple of days ago I went to the Alexander McQueen exhibition at the V&A museum or with the whole Elton John and Dolce and Gabbana thing but I feel there is something about the fashion world I must express
MODELS! WHY NO TITS?!
Now that may sound weird but let me explain okay. After going to the exhibition and seeing the runways then going onto the Dolce and Gabbana website for...research, I've realised models have no breast to the point where the clothes don't even look attractive not just the model. I understand its not all about the model, it's about the clothes but with the girls figures the clothes just look as if they are hanging off them. 
I know some models don't eat as much as a normal woman should do and that is one thing that turns me off about the fashion world. Plus obviously if they don't eat they lose weight therefore lose tits but there should be at least so sort of shape to those women. And no I will not accept beanpole as a shape. 
Then again when you look at me I'm a girl who is quite tall with a fast metabolism with maybe a small dream of going into the modelling world. What more could they want?
I feel that in order to show the clothes in a more beautiful way is to have maybe a skinny girl-because we don't want to move too fast, the fashion world may be extreme but it is still fragile-but with maybe a B-cup breast, C-cup at most rather than being a AA-cup(we're talking M&S sizes) with the physical body of my twelve year old self, just very stretched out and alot more pale, they should have some sort of curve to their legs defining the calf from the thigh.
I don't know though maybe that's just my opinion. I just think that in order to show off the clothes the models should have a small something to show off themselves. Whatever it's late, I'm tired and I'm going to go to sleep. Ciao bella.

Maya xx

P.s the Alexander McQueen exhibition is incredible and I highly recommend for anyone to go. The designs are incredible.

Something else that gets on my tits

Most people are already or have already got their braces off when I'm only getting my retainer next week. Not to mention I wear glasses so I'm going to look like the dorky girl with braces and glasses. Oooh this will be fun :/

Something that gets on my tits

Okay so you know what really gets on my tits? When someone from a band posts a pic on Instagram and it has everyone but one person or say the band has 4 members and 2 are there and 2 aren't. You go to the comment and it's all "omg where's soandso?! 😭".Say for instance we're talking about 5sos-picked as it was where I've seen this occur most-and Calum posts a photo with Luke and several other people. You go to comments and everyone's like "oMg WhErEs MicHael?!😭😭😭"(or Ashton, take your pick). Like chill the tf out. It's not like they spend their entire life together. They already spend like 5 months on the road together, they deserve some kind of break from each other. Christ. Maybe they couldn't come because they're doing stuff with family or just didn't want to come. They're not all connected at the hip.
But whatever, that's something that annoys me, laterz
Maya xx